The crystal blue eyes of Univision Anchorman Jorge Ramos.
Gazing for long periods of time will severely diminish one’s ability to contemplate any English spoken, written or acted out in a friendly game of charades. Side effects of regular exposure include overuse of the hips during dancing, Tourette Syndrome-like actions that cause the victim to yell gritos in public spaces, and an insatiable hunger for salsa that doesn’t come in a can.
It is imperative that you alert everyone and anyone to this virulent pathogen of anti-assimilation disease. The future of the No Child Left Behind Act is dependent upon your vigilance.